*me, mom, 7-year-old sister,
& 9-year-old brother are all driving in the car*
me: *to my mom,
talking about an article* I actually originally found it when I was trying to
figure out if I was bisexual –
brother: *interrupting*
what’s “bisexual?”
mom: *gives me a
“now you've done it” look*
me: *trying to
explain* it means that I’m attracted to girls and boys.
brother: *rather
shocked voice* oh.
sister: *nonchalant,
slightly scathing tone* so what? I’m
attracted to girls and boys.
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me and mom: *hysterical
laughter*
sister: *rolls
eyes*